A Series of Unfortunate Events for Eva Peron

Lets set the mood, its three years after the death of the beloved Eva Peron and her embalmed corpse is about to be set into the fantastic monument to symbolize her achievements in life. The next day, the corpse is gone, taken by a rebellious military group! What will happen to the body of the adored benefactor? Lets find out.
     Eva Peron, the wife of Juan Peron, President of Argentina. she was a benefactor to the community and to the poor, she was loved by all. Why then must a military organization go and run off with the body? Chaos and a loss of a symbol of goodness in the world, that's why.
     Apparently, the Grand Theft Body wasn't enough, the same officers who took the body also overthrew Juan in a coup. After years of searching, the body was finally found and the persecutors punished. During the process of restoring the body, it was discovered that the thieves could not abstain from defiling the body. Yep you read right, the thieves took the body of an emaciated dead woman and had their way with it. Ew, I know. In the end, the body was stored in a normal casket at a memorial. So all's well that ends well, I suppose.

                  And now, how to properly be a flying pop-tart cat in space...
                   

A whole truckload of garbage in the form of sentences about maps

Stuff about the Maps

1. This shows the advances of the Allied powers across the globe in WW2
2. This shows the GDP average of each of the powers present in WW2
3. This shows the land relocated after the treaty of Versailles after WW1
4. This shows the Japanese occupation of China during WW2
5. This shows Czech land taken by Germany prior to WW2
6. This shows land annexed by the Soviet Union and the Nazis
7. This shows the Scandinavian land invaded by Russia
8. This shows the western advancement in France by the Nazis
9. This shows the British evacuation at Dunkirk
10. This shows pans by the Nazis to invade Britain
11. This shows bombing sites in London
12. This shows the occupied and free zones of France
13. This shows the Nazi advancement into Russia
14. This shows the siege of Leningrad
15. This shows the attack on Pearl Harbor
16. This shows Japanese advancement in the Pacific
17. This shows the Bataan death march 
18. This shows the stopping of the eastern advancement
19. This shows the British campaign in Africa
20. This shows French conquests in Africa
21. This shows the Allied invasion of Italy
22. This shows D-Day
23. This shows the Allied advance in Europe
24. This shows Military deaths for each power
25. This shows an aircraft carrier
26. This shows radar cover of Britain
27. This shows test sites for the Manhattan Project
28. This shows Bletchley Park, a decryption site
29. This shows a V-2 rocket
30. This shows the battle of Midway
31. This shows a Japanese attacks in the pacific
32. This shows destruction by bombs in Japanese cities
33. This shows damage done in Hiroshima
34. This shows effects of Jewish death by the Holocaust
35. This shows the partition of Palestine
36. This shows the separation of Germany
37. This shows the Korean War
38. This shows the loss of colonies in Africa
39. This shows Military bases in Germany
40. This shows military bases in Japan and the surrounding islands
41. This shows the spread of the EU
42. This shows the spread of the UN

                                      

                                   AND NOW, How I feel having just done all dis

                                       

I'm just going to say that this summary is complete garbage in advance, but I tried.

   The start of the war centered around the execution of king Charles I. The people did not like the execution and saw it as just the rash actions of the parliament. Many of the non conformists stated blatantly that what happened could not have been worse and more grief-filled. The decision for the execution wasn't even the better majority of parliament, even a member, Thomas Hoyle, committed suicide afterwards due to grief.
   The king stated that his sufferings were like those of Christ. He said that he was perishing in the most righteous ways. Unfortunately for him, rules said that the king should be clad in iron for what he said. Many were accused of treason for publicly stating this. Despite this, people like Charles Ludlow rejoiced in Charles's sinning in the open.
   Fighting over the king's actions came to a head when major disputes over Charles's sacrilegious actions made Colonels and religious figures began to have heated verbal disputes over how was in the wrong. Many leading political figures denounced the priests' actions and verbal attacks. We can now look at Charles's death as a product to settle a conflict.

                      And now, how I USUALLY spend my weekends.
                        

The best comparative Essay that will ever grace your eyes

      The French and American revolutions both had the same bases and the same out comes like taxation problems and constitutions, but they way the revolutionaries fought and the locations were different.

    One Similarity was both happened due to taxation problems. America revolted because of British taxation on most everything. France revolted due to the nobility taxing most things heavily. This is because both had to pay for costs of the 7 Years War. 

    One Similarity was both involved the French Military. America was aided by France with their navy. France was only put back into social peace because of the intervention of the army. This is because France was a power at the time and could deploy to most places around the world.

    One Similarity was both resulted in constitutions based on John Locke's ideas. America drafted The Constitution on John Locke's ideas. France drafted the Constitution of 1791 off of Locke's ideas. This is because John Locke outline personal freedoms that were natural to humans that appealed to the drafters of each respective constitution.

    One Difference was one happened in America and another happened in France. America revolted in America. France Revolted in France. This is because the Americans and French found problems present in their home countries so they revolted in each of their respective home countries.

    One Difference was America revolted against the British and the French revolted against the nobility. America fought for independence from England. France fought for equality and lower taxes and higher living standards from the nobility. This is because each respective nation had their own problems that needed to be solved by using different tactics.

   One Difference was the American Revolution was fought in open field areas the French fought in cities. America fought in open fields. France revolted in the cities but with no real battles. This is because the American revolution was a land issue, the French revolution was a social issue.

    The French and American revolutions both had the same bases and the same out comes like taxation problems and constitutions, but they way the revolutionaries fought and the locations were different.

                                and now, What I'd MUCH rather be doing

                               

I'd much rather be doing something else right now... but here are some answers to unseen questions about industry... yay.

1.More People, larger workforce.
2. The workers demanded, and got, higher wages and shorter workdays
3. Little resources and was covered with waterways
4. Napoleon disbanded the old regimes, allowing Belgium to industrialize.
5. Belgium grew in textile works during this time due to its history of textile manufacture
6. Belgium grew due to its resource plenty soil
7. Industry weakened in France due to scarce resources and workers rebellions
8. France's high class culture made luxury goods produced en mass
9. Industry switched to industrialized goods to care for the growing railways
10. Dis-unification in Germany made industrialization slow
11. The union caused mining operations to sprout around in the resource filled lands of Silesia
12. Germany led the world in chemical production and electrotechnical practices
13. Mining benefited because of the engine's ability to pump out water in the mines
14. The German customs union helped Luxembourg out with resources and rails.
15. Large iron deposits were found all across Luxembourg
16. The specialization of shipbuilding moved space aside for the new businesses to take shape in their        place
17. The Dutch excelled in breweries and distilleries
18. Fish canning.... it was fish canning
19. Norway used its great location for water power to power its industries immensely
20. Iron grew due to its low phosphorus content

                                    And now, my current mood
                          

How Obama and Satan Teamed Up to Corrupt Our Nation's Youth with AP World History

The article kicks off with a story about Oklahoma wanting to pass a bill that would get rid of AP
World History in its school curriculum. This decision started a worldwide controversy with different viewpoints clashing over how AP World History makes children un-patriotic by giving America a negative view in the teaching. A Fox News correspondent said that AP World History can ease children into joining ISIS. Administrators fought these outcries by saying that the course doesn't give the US a bad connotation, it just focuses on the bigger picture.

 In the old texts, most of the chapters focused on the white population in America or how events effected America. In the new volumes of textbooks however, they focus into more detail about other events not pertaining to the US. Also it leaves out the Holocaust and George Washington, drawing outrage from critics saying that we should be teaching about our nation's founders. This changed when a College Board member sent a letter asking to reinstate a list of subjects provided, calming outcries.




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Why can't we just cool it with the art?

Ottoman Art
The Ottoman architecture included many mosques with large domes and spirals. The architecture was very similar to the preceding Byzantine empire except the towers on mosques had minarets. The most common paintings in the Ottoman empire were illustrations in books that were influenced by
Chinese paintings. Paintings became more realistic after the Baroque and Rococo periods.

Mughal Art
Paintings done by Mughal artists were primarily Indian and Persian like, but they did take some ideas form European Renaissance painters by adding themes of naturalism. Like the Ottomans, the Mughals also did miniature paintings in books; these paintings included mostly plants and animals realistically. One major accomplishment of Mughal architecture is the Taj Mahal; this giant pearl mosque is the Tomb of the great ruler Babar, it features spiral minarets and giant domes.

                               and now, the very real and very descriptive picture of Babar